Okay I few years ago in Melbourne he blew over .05 when stopped by cops so he tells the Congregation later that I qoute: "I wasn't drinking....the sugar in Coke must have fermented in my stomach........" Yeah sure Bro! Whats dumber is that many "scientific" Witnesses believed him!
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Drunk driving Brother claims Coke fermented in his stomach causing false reading! WHAT!
by Witness 007 inokay i few years ago in melbourne he blew over .05 when stopped by cops so he tells the congregation later that i qoute: "i wasn't drinking....the sugar in coke must have fermented in my stomach........" yeah sure bro!
whats dumber is that many "scientific" witnesses believed him!.
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Had a wicked fall this morning
by Lady Lee inomg i got up and tripped over some cases i had on the floor.
i landed on my forehead, left knee and left fist.. my glasses moved up and dug into my forehead so i have some pretty interesting marks there.. i have a doctor who lives two doors down from me and he came over and checked me out.. i didn't lose consciousness or have other signs of concussion.
no broken bones.. but i am sore all over.. my doctor friend said if i have any problems to call him.
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Hope you feel better soon.
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A message to the Special Pioneer brother who knocked on our door Sat Mornings if we missed Witnessing as Newlyweds!
by Witness 007 ingeorge ________ you are an idiot.
we were both newly married and working full time and enjoyed a saturday morning sleep-in and would you believe this idiot "special pioneer" would drive up with a witnessing car group and knock on our door saying: "hi brother 007, we missed you at the group this morning...." yes thats because i was having sex, thanks for ruining it.
he was a single, rumored gay brother, about 40 years old who could never find the right sister.
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George ________ you are an idiot. We were both newly married and working full time and enjoyed a Saturday morning sleep-in and would you believe this idiot "Special Pioneer" would drive up with a Witnessing car group and knock on our door saying: "Hi Brother 007, we missed you at the group this morning...." Yes thats because I was having sex, thanks for ruining it. He was a single, rumored gay brother, about 40 years old who could never find the right sister. Your an idiot George and need to find a man and settle down.
SORRY had to get that off my chest.
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Why are Witnesses so into SELF Glorification instead of God....example of my ex-bible study!
by Witness 007 inmodern day pharasee's they like people to see how much they have sacrificed for "the kingdom".....all the pioneers on stage boasting of "the blessings of jehovah makes one rich.
" {yes i'm poor but sprirtually rich and doing the right thing unlike all of you} take the brother i studied with 12 years ago for example.
he's now a servant and always mentions how thankful he is i was soooo patient with him, and sooooo loving......he always does this in front of others and in an almost fake "bad actor" way.
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Modern day Pharasee's they like people to see how MUCH they have sacrificed for "the Kingdom".....all the Pioneers on stage boasting of "the blessings of Jehovah makes one rich." {Yes I'm poor but sprirtually rich and doing the right thing unlike all of YOU} Take the brother I studied with 12 years ago for example. He's now a Servant and ALWAYS mentions how thankful he is I was soooo patient with him, and sooooo loving......he always does this in front of others and in an almost fake "bad actor" way. I always found it corny and irratating. But he likes to bring attention to himself.
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Witness N.W.T bible Footnotes confirm "the tree of Knowledge" gave Magic Powers to Eve???
by Witness 007 inthe watchtower lies to us teaching offically that the tree of knowledge was just a symbol.....however i was shocked to read in the watchtowers study bible this footnote for gen 3:16.. "the tree was...something to be longed for with the eyes to impart knowledge {intelligence, prudence}" .
the hebrew text supports the view that the tree had magical knowledge powers.
this blows apart the offical witness teaching and puts some mystic views into the eden story!!
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The Watchtower lies to us teaching offically that the tree of Knowledge was just a symbol.....however I was shocked to read in the Watchtowers study bible this footnote for Gen 3:16.
"The tree was...something to be longed for with the eyes TO IMPART KNOWLEDGE {INTELLIGENCE, PRUDENCE}"
The hebrew text supports the view that the tree had magical knowledge powers. This blows apart the offical Witness teaching and puts some mystic views into the eden story!!!
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My Apologies to Christians.
by AK - Jeff ini have, on occasion, pissed off many or most of the christians on this board.
i have forthrightly ridiculed you at times, but more often, i have lathered satire, or frothed sarcasm at what appeared to me to be inanely ludicrous viewpoint.. i must apologize, for i have seen the light.. i now understand that all of mankind's' plight can indeed be traced to a day in a perfect garden in iraq.
an eloquent snake overcame a naked woman with words that rang truer to her than the words of her master and god.
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Jeff Mate you had me at hello!!!!!!! Where can I sign up to your religion.
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Thousands of people have come and gone from this site....is this part of the healing process???
by Witness 007 ini see alot of new names here lately and if you look at the log on names here there are thousands who have moved on....every 2 years the posters change.....some vent and leave, others stay on for years.
i guess moving on with your life is a good thing, i think this site helps...any thoughts?.
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I see alot of new names here lately and if you look at the log on names here there are Thousands who have moved on....every 2 years the posters change.....some vent and leave, others stay on for years. I guess moving on with your life is a good thing, I think this site helps...any thoughts?
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Why does the Elder I work with have a Gambling internet account on our work Computer???
by Witness 007 inyes an elder who i work with and takes the theocratic school every week has an internet gambling account????
i was snooping thru his personal computer file and found it {i'm bad}....afew weeks later after he told me he was an elder it dissapeared.
he started working with us without ever saying he was a witness...this went on for months before a sister from another department said "hey _____ is an elder did ya know?
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Yes an Elder who I work with and takes the Theocratic school every week has an internet gambling account???? I was snooping thru his personal computer file and found it {I'm bad}....afew weeks later after he told me he was an Elder it dissapeared. He started working with us without ever saying he was a Witness...this went on for months before a sister from another department said "Hey _____ is an Elder did ya know?" The next week he came clean, and the account was deleted.
I guess he like to place a bet each way....Jehovah and horses!!!! I'm pissed off that 2 Elders have worked in my department in the last 5 years! Though obviously some are not so loyal.
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Faithful slave has been around since the 1st Century?? So why DIDN'T Charles Russell join them?
by Witness 007 inthe watchtower claims there has been a "faithful slave" since jesus time till now so.....why did russell go independent and start his own group of bible students?
why did he claim the title for himself alone?.
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According to the Watchtower Russell's small group would "read a bible text...discuss it...then come to a conclusion and make notes...." Very different today though when Elders encourage us to "stick to the Watchtower paragraphs."
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Should the Watchtower thank "Babylon the great Harlot" for bringing the bible to the world?
by Witness 007 inwitnesses make little progress in "pagan" muslim/hindu countries.....but christians are fair game thanks to former christendoms missionaries paving the way with bibles.....see, even harlots can be useful to "establishing the goodnews.
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Witnesses make little progress in "Pagan" Muslim/hindu countries.....but christians are fair game thanks to former christendoms missionaries paving the way with bibles.....see, even harlots can be useful to "establishing the goodnews."